Monday, January 30, 2012

A COMPARATIVE GUIDE TO World Religions

TAOISM: Shit happens
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius saya " Shit happens"
BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really shit
ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening ?
HINDUISM: This shit happened before
MORMON: This shit is going to happen again
ISLAM: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
CALVINISM: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough
CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad
PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happen to someone else
JUDAISM: Why does this shit always happens to us?
STOICISM: This shit is good for me
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is only in your mind
SEVENT DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays
HEDONISM: There isn't anything like a good shit happening
MOONIES: Only happy shit happens
HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens, shit happens, shit happens, shat shat
RASTAFARISM: Let's smoke this shit
EXISTENTIALISM: What is shit, anyway?
ATHEISM: No Shit !



No comments:

Post a Comment